We’ve all wondered what we might be doing if we weren’t doing this. But this week, we decided to explore the other side of that question: What should we absolutely, under no circumstances, be doing? We asked the Reveille team: If you had to switch careers tomorrow, what job would you be spectacularly, dangerously bad at? Not just “probably not great.” We’re talking a genuine threat to productivity, property or public safety. Here are the careers that are officially off the table.